Stolen Singapore Flag Drama...!
The story began when B decided to be a nice person to help the dept identified their new seats coming Wed.
Btw, B's dept will be moving off from in the middle of nowhere on 5th floor to 1 suay corner of the 5th floor. M was saying dat corner suay coz ppl was kena retrenched... whereas B will say its even more suay + smelly den anything else..! Read more to find out...
It all started like tis...
A: *looking dead damn serious...*
Hey hey... 小妹... 小妹... u all got take our flag? 4 of our flags went missing leh...
B: *puzzled..* 我们没有拿啦。。。
A: But yesterday yr ppl was here to see the new seating arrangement, walk in & out...
B: *Si bei du lanz + puzzled liaoz...* No lah... I dun tink our ppl wan to take the flag lah...
A: Can you go back & ask yr ppl if they got take? If haf, can they return it back???
B: ^$%&$#&%#%^$(^%&*^*)&%&$#$@#%@#%^&*()_+)(&^%$#@#$%^&*()(*&^%#@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#%^&*()(*&^$#@#$%^*()_)(&^%#$$<>?¥#¥%……—*()——++——#¥%……}{|——)(*¥#退噢——)(%¥#%……—*()——+)(*—%……—*()——+——)(%……¥%……—*()——+——)(*—……%¥#%……—*()——+——)(*—……%¥#……—*()
ta me de... knn... kns... ccb... wth... wtf......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wowww... sounds like B's dept damn gian on the flags loh... All B will like to express on behalf of the dept is... yr National Day deco sux de loh! Dun worry, B will get the judging committee to gif u some sympathy votes for the lost 4 flags!
B: *stormed back to the dept & broke the freaking hell ^%$^#%# news to all...* Hey.. to those who haf taken their flags, pls return hor... Somebody accusing us taking their flags loh...*
M: Who said dat...?!?!
B: Cannot name names lah... ethics leh...
Eventually M got to noe who is A liaoz... coz B accidentally revealed the gender of A... she began to name out the different characteristics of A... damn farnie sia... but B still super bu shuang..!
M even suggested telling A's boss... but B felt dat no nid to go to that extent. Dun nid to stoop to dat level wif A loh... but b4 we knew, she already told the Property Mgr abt it... *deerrrrr...*
A has certainly made B super du lan over him liaoz... I'm not gonna even look & smile at those damn grp of ppl liaoz... TMD...!
*condemned A...*
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**Names will not be disclosed to protect the identity of the victim..

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